ha ha. Your Conspiracies Apples story was cute. I liked it. Very creative. I was actually looking for an article on how to carve an apple face, since I have a ton of trees and a little bit of time. Thought it might make a great sideline business. Thank you. Char Milbrett

haha, funny. . .I'm actually allergic to apples, so I never eat them. Is this a good or bad thing?

haha...ducks...hahaha ::continues laughing until forgets to breathe, then dies:: ha, that was funny.

Note from Pat: Hee hee, apples...Rory look, apples!

I love your wit!
Wing

DYNAMITE MAKES FIRE!

This is amazing humor at it's finest

Yay! Exploding ducks!
...You can guess what I'll say about this story if you've read my other reviews.

yikes! i hope they don't get made at me for having rejected them this year... heh. good arguement! hehee.
dragonitelover

*blinks* *mutters* too many scary people on this site...

lmao nice. Very good job describing the Evil Overlords. They've already taken Canada, in fact. *suspicious glance* Sh, quiet when you speak of it. They're everywhere! They HEAR YOU, man! Don't give them more ideas!
But yeah, I liked it. Much fun.
"When I'm done with my vegetables, where do I put the wheelchairs?" *snicker*
chochang913

you are one sad, strange little person. wait, what about the bannanas? what will they do? and coconuts? they don't exactly look fruitish do they? will society start all over again? will there be tomatoe slaves and what if monkeys come back to eat them? WHAT WILL THE WORLD COME TO?
*karri*