oh, I like the penguin idea!

If you like flying monkeys you should move to Oz.

Oh, and I forgot to say in my other reviews, what happened to conspiracy theories 1, 2, and 4? I want to see them!

its so not awful! this is excellnt, i love it!hooray!

hehe...very random...I like randomness!

lemons? LOL! THIS IS FUNNY! like all of your other stuff, mind you. i really like it, so i'm not flaming you, although fire is god... *watches the candle*

Diet Coke tastes like crap.
Too true.
I wish penguins were completely silver, all over
Hm...that'd look cool. A mite blinding, but cool.

DIet Coke like crap...SO true, so true. The original s the best, as we all know. Funny thing, I actually had a dream about drowning in oceans of diet coke before reading this...How strange...

Monkeys do have wings, didn't you ever see The Wizard Of Oz? all your stuff is great dude

...you are so right...THAT INFO IS SO USELESS! kewl... nobody but somebody as stupid as me would want to know that.

*eats a truckload of almonds* Yummy.
Funny funny funny!

that was the most awful thing i've ever read. in fact, i'm now suing you for pain and suffering...
...well, you said flame away. lol.

well, this isn't a story or anything, but the facts are very interesting, i didn't know them. and what you wish is interesting as well, you sound artistic and like you could actually write good stories and poems.

Um...Funny I guess, I liked the lemons

another great hilarious piece of work. don't worry, i don't flame. ever. unless at midnight and someone pisses me off. anyways. MORE! lolz.

haha, that was cool. But you said flame away, so...
THAT WAS HORRIBLE! GOD, IT SUCKED!
I didn't mean that tho... lol.
PS: You should write r/r BEFORE ur story not at the end, coz they've already read it! lol