That was hysterical! I send you tons of kudos for originality and humor. The "NOT FRICKIN BLUE!" and "These Hallmark holidays Can be really stupid" parts made me crack up.

Very nice!

Ha ha, very well done. It made me grin.
Stones decay, words last
Nick

Hmm, so you can only post once with your name? Haha. Seriously, I'm so glad you guys think my work is funny. Wanna check out more of the stories on there?
BTW, that one that's the jumbled keyboard stuff ending in fo! is an inside joke between me and my best friend, LOL. Also the one about "that looks like poo." And props to my friend Scott for the badger one. ;-P
~Andrea

lmao...good job haha...i really like the one that goes...
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Lkdfn fdli falm lofaj
Ienoa fo!!
ingenious...hats off to andrea!

lol, that's hi-larious. I like this one best:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
They're purple, you **,
I'm smarter than you.
Genius. Good job!!

*falls off her chair laughing* Oh my God, this is SO hilarious! One of the most original poem EVER. I totally agree with you; Valentine's Day sucks! You're such a talented writer.
Would you consider reading "Yo-Yo Personality"? I'd like to hear from you. Please? :)

Well, my screen name would have been ValueMeal2 but someone took it! Those stupid dorks. Heh.
I'm glad y'all like my sense of humor. =)
~Andrea

i hate come on eileen too
that song sucks
and violets are purple
nice observation!

What can I say Andrea, that is the most absurd thing I've read all night ...and I loved it! Great job!

is ur sn really valuemeal2! thats cute! it was funny!
~Henna~