HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GONNA DIE OF LAUGHTER!

~Later

P.S. HAHAHAHA!

omg... i think you and this guy i know would get along... he had a theory that the dust bunnies were going to gang up and take ove rthe world... and now lint is stabbing people?

LOL - this is freaky and funny at the same time. Sounds like one of those crazy sci-fi movies.

Uhm, if you can't realize that this is a poem not to be taken seriously...then I am sorry and you should have a CAT scan immediately. Thanks for reviewing anyways!

"I take a big knife and stab it in your face." Sounds like junior high boy spitting an insult. The humor is evanescent.

OooO

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oh wow...that was great...good thing i dont do the laundry in my house...hehe...fear much

Toes? that would really hurt bad...I'm gonna throw out my lint immediatly.

what the !?*#

*snif* I'm so happy someone finnaly wrote about the evilness of those damn lint monsters! *sobs* THEY FRIGHTEN ME!
yeah, okay. lol

I love this poem!! It sounds like something I would have in a dream.

How morbidly adorable!! "...squished its little nose"... cute picture. :-D Well done- I am now officially afraid of cleaning out my dryer lint catcher now. And somehow I am not interested in leaving my blender out anymore.. *snicker*. Seriously, I wholeheartedly agree on an Evil Lint Part 3!! Keep writing. ;-)

These are just so awesome and unique! I look forward to seeing the evil lint evolve into a larger and scarier part 3. This is cool. It is kind of like Freddy Krueger part 1, 2, ect... ( But lint, is scarier...much scarier)

CUTE!
i wish there was more though.

The ending (knife part) had me chuckling. It didn't work in the traditional sense (how can lint possibly stab?) but it succeeded in being funny, just the illogic of it all.
Great... keep writing my friend.

I'm glad I have a new vaccum with neat attatchments so that I may venture thru my home and get rid of as much lint and dust as I possibly can. THANK YOU FOR THE INSPIRATION!