WHEE! I knew there was gonna be something nuts with all the cat references. Good job!

Ouchouchouchouchouch! Good fic so far, but 5 ouches for the knee. ::shrugs:: His fault anyway... ::laughs:: **, jumping off a friggin' bridge... Update por favor, Mateo!

There almost seems two parodies at work here. Neither one works very well, but I applaud the idea of it. I think if you're going to parody that college football players would never, ever act like this you've got to be a bit more sly about it, as you are with the second parody at the end.