Quite funny, after all will there ever be anything more hilarious than Canada-U.S. relations?
One small complaint. When you are offering several points like that, I always think it is best to start a new paragraph at each point. It really does make it easier to read.
I especially enjoyed the sixth point.
Bravo.

lol very nice i like your reasons, you should go to Punknews.org or punkvoter.com which is a site dedicated to getting Bush outta the white house. Anyway i enjoyed that though uoi should really expand the reasons are endless especially with Bush as president

I love it, it's hilarious! well anyway I've reveiwed yuo like um...3 or four times today at the least so I've said it all before. Still love ya!

Oh, stereotypes. xD! Where would we be without you? xD Funny.

hee hee...

I love it!

I really like this...all of the reasons Canada has for invading America are so true!

lol, good story. You are a great author.

Hahahaha this is hillarious! good job! i realli liked the bit about the water guns.. SOO true lol.. anyways, nice job and keep writing.. check out my recent stuff if ure bored.. i posted a couple things since u last checked. Oh, and i AM coming down to visit in June, :D:D it's for sure. i'd put all this in an e-mail, but my fricken hotmail is screwed up, and i'm too tired to fix it tonite.. so yeah. i WILL get around to reviewing all your wonderful work.. once i get more time.. i'm on a serious hw crisis deadline rite now, and this review is WAY to long already (and totally off topic) so i'm gunna go now. keep writing! :)
~KS (aka Corie)

Yah! You rock, girl! I LOVE this! Awesome awesome awesome AWESOME! Mchwa. I love having you as a friend. You make my life entertaining and wonderful. No, I'm not lezbo, I just can't survive without my friends. Wahoo, wait until you see our (Emma's and my) costumes pour la Moulin Rouge, avec la classe de Francais. Lol. I'm not even sure if any of that was right. However, this piece is. Dead on. LOVELY! Spectacular, spectacular...okay, I can't go in that direction, I'll belt out all the Moulin Rouge lyrics I know, I've been listening to the darn CD for the past two damn days. Anyways. Canadians rule. Lol. Luv ya girl! Congrats on a FANTASTIC satire!

Fantastic. You poked fun at both countries, and your little thing on George Bush was dead on. I agree with absolutely everything you said. You rock!
Away!
Aceles