To Oni: AHAHAHAHAHA! ONI! *glomple* HI! I'm sorry I haven't sent your letter yet - I was gonna do it today but it's a snow day and we can't get out of the driveway as it's packed with two feet of SWEET SNOW! *huggle* Sam-chan misses Oni-chan SO much! To Neko: I got your present! Mwee! I love it! I shall hug you tomorrow until your ribs crack and you fend me off with a plastic spoon and a lint ball. To Oni: ...Joe... in a dress? WTF? *imagines Chibi in a dress* ...AHAHAHAHAHA! That's the funniest ** most disturbing thing I've ever heard of! Poor Joe... y'know, Catherine sounds like me a bit... YAY! WE GET TO MEET THE AUTHOR! The parts about you are my favorite parts - they're effin brilliant and amazingly frickin funny! *huggle* I luv dem. And what is the mysterious Fajita Land? And why does the name sound so familiar? I luvvies dish ficcle. FICCLE! I LIKE THAT WORD! Ja ne. -Yutaan

HI again! Me luvvy this story! ^_^ And I have realized that there IS a plot! Which I sort of understand! I would understand all the way, save for the fact that I have never read "Pendragon". Mwee!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I ** FOUND IT! WAHAHAHAHAHA! *pokes evil computer with a stick* WAHAHA okay done laughing now. But YATTA! I followed your directions and found the effin account! MWEEDAH! AND BECAUSE I'VE NOW READ "HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" I NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! IT ROX! *waves* Hi Oni-chan!

...Angst. I like angst. But sudden death is not angst. Hm. *imagines crashing into the ground from many miles up, then being speared by cannibals. The cannibles tie up the half-dead people and carry them screaming to a ritualistic fire, where they burn them and eat the charred flesh* ...Ew.
*imagines the characters being at a tea party, sipping Snapple and commenting on how nice the Author was to put them here.Gwen is singing to her Hello Kitty doll and Joe is saying "Your face" over and over like a stuck recording* Um.
*wicked grin* Go for the cannibals!

I VOTE FOR A!
Make me go off Zoloft!
~*Safaia*~

Hrm, what to I vote for? Number 3! Just kidding. ^_^ I vote for let them land where they were an hope for a glitch! Because then there is so much leeway, and they could land anywhere... *evil cackle* I wait for update!

That was Erinly short, oni. :P
Okay, you seriously needed to proofread this before hand (like I should be talking...). ^^
Amusing, but too short. *pout*
and I choose b. Most discomfort = most amusing. Who wants to write anything funny about some place that's really happy?? :P
Anyway...
-Neko, your partner in cri-*ahem*-writing.

Am I the fan? Anyway, I loved this chappie. The two different POV's, characters and you, are hilarious. This is a fun story to read, and I hope you have as much fun writing it.

You missed an asterisk thingy. You had * but never put it at the bottom...
And you're basing Irene too much off of me with sinus headache thing. :P
RIght.
Hmm...
Anyway.
_neko
...*-neko Wasimmer!

don't make me get killed! you love me! :p
and i know you, you eat EVERY SECOND OF YOUR BLONDE LIFE!! :p
~Safaia~

Muahahahaha! This is the best humor I've read on Fictionpress! I love pointless author rants, they're the best! Please do another chapter! Please...

Oni- The Hitchhiker's Trilogy is currently 5 parts...Mostly Harmless is the latest edition...I didn't read it...it came out, like, 5 months ago...I really like ellipses...blah...just letting you know that...

Who am I? If I am in here, I do not recognize myself. And if I'm not, I'll... uh. Well, nothing, actually. Who's Tobias/Joe? HI TOBIAS/JOE! TOBIAS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE GUY'S NAME! I drank Coke. I gave it up for Lent, but I cheated and drank it. HYPERNESS! WHEE! Happy spring vacation, Neko-chan and Oni-who-is-not-God-but-right-after-God-chan. CAN I TELL PEOPLE YOUR REAL NAME? MWEEDAH!
The end.
-Yutaan

Hah, I knew I would do something stupid like that ^.^, keep up the good work!
Safaia~Chan
ps: i have NO ugly ceramic dogs ^.~

Heh, awesome!
And is Catherine in some way related to me? ^^
-Neko