I have no idea if that is real, or if the entire thing is a story, but if someone actually wrote that... well, then they're the sick, if hilarious, cookie!

New Dream: Work in a publishers office, and read this stuff all day xD

Anyone who's been unfortunate enough to watch an episode of 'Girls of the Playboy Mansion' has thought about it - thank you for writing it down. I've never been more simultaneously amused and horrified in my life.

Peels of laughter have yet to calm, as I stare at my computer screen, mouth agape, wondering what genius came up with this hilarious (albeit creepy-in-a-good-way) piece of fiction.

Bravo, bravo!

Cheers,

Sammy

Thank you.

This made my dayD

*Hiccups descending upon me to punish me for that uncontrolled laughing hysteria*

they actually made this into an E! reality tv show! AH!

bahhahhahaha

omgosh that was hilarious

you seriously made my day

hahahaha

x

LMAO! OMG! That was HALARIOUS! Really funny? HAHA! i can't stop laughing. the idea... hugh hefner...LOL!

Okay that is just sick. Wrinkly old men being kissed *Shudders*. Ew. I repeat that was sick-but in a good way.

Shudder...I will have nightmares tonight...

But it was, as well as traumatizing, extremely funny.

i would agree unbearably sick, but at the same time most amusing. 78? damn you gotaa be kidding me. please update!

i know...i know... all of those molls and boons are so cliche, aren't they?;)

that was hilarious! ;)

! Very funny, needed that actually. *retreats behing a hand while continued snickering is heard in the background*

ew! LOLZ hilarious, can't wait to read more rejects this was great _ haha laterz now!