LOl I love this one its so comical yet with a meaning you have so much skill I love your work!

Well of course you're alone with thirty frickin cats. Get off you rear in and do something. Take a chance at life. Go for it and find a home for those cats.
Try keeping one.

Nicely written had fun with it.
TTFN

I love that last line...it's hilarious..sad and humorous at the same time. Well done.