hehe, real cool stuff :Dmade me smile, laugh and grin. CHEERS!

lol.. i love that last one! funny as all hell!

You have opened my eyes to a simple fact: I am definitely a she-male at this point. Excuse me, I need to go buy some new underwear. (finishes eating squirrel, drinks amonia, and tosses things at passing cars) I'm back! By the way, no matter what, I will find some way to stop your insurrection. Never underestimate the power of the crown.

THIS IS TO FUNNY! YOU CRACK ME UP! I NEED TO PRINT THIS OUT AND SHOW IT TO MY BUDDIES! THEY WILL CRACK UP BECAUSE THEY KNOW ITS TRUE! I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT!
NESSA

Wow, my stomach hurt after laughing so hard. The vodka and the dog thing and ESPECIALLY the last line made me double over. Hah, too funny. I'm putting it on my favorites. ^_^

This is so very true. Nothing can be more true than the statments contained herein.
Then again, seeing as we're both female I'm sure we both already knew these things. ^_^
Great job!

Lol, very funny. I think the travel one is most true... although for a 7 day trip I pack at most 7 days of clothes, but then again... I'm in the most normal of girls ;)

*BIG smile*
-H.

I love the last line!! Although its all pretty funny!
Spawny

people are always entertaining! and i like that last fact you have. =) you're totally right!
|diSasteRAngL|

yep, the logic of nature is totally random. great stuff, though!
--your pecado--

Look, a disposable camera (even a Kodak disposable camera) is in no way able to take better pictures than a good expensive camera. Not that it has to be expensive, it just probably will be... with good reason. IT TAKES BETTER PHOTOS! Furthermore, don't try to tell me girls outgrow toys. What do you do those nights your boyfriend just can't make it over? Exactly. And I don't know what the hell you're talking about in that last sentence. My friends and I go to the bathroom together all the time. ;-)

one day i'll log in... dude, this is wicked- u shud do a thing on gay guys (if u havent already) ;)

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face and a laugh to my heart on a dark and dreary day. :)
Jenn

Thank you for the honest reviews, in my defense I can only say that I usually
write late at night. :~}