I'm so very sad to say i actually understood (i think) more than half of that.

LOL, that's all I have to say. it made me laugh. it sounds like something my friends would say. That's not a bad thing.
CA

Uh... ok, that was weird. ^_^ I couldn't understand that, but of course you said, it was random stuff... it was ok, I guess... just really strange... oh, well, good luck on anything else you write!