Hah! Brilliant! Mademe chuckle like a maniac, and my dad asked me if I was going to combust. Hehe. Write on!

*snorting uncontrollably* I love it. Oh my Lord, I love it. XD

lol! I especially loved step 5: Where to take your loser. This is funny ... maybe it'll help me ...

I freakin love your essays, they rock.. Add more ;) Do more ;)

LMFAO

Good job! I thought step two was the funniest...

Heh, this seemed like it could've been found in a beauty magazine...

LOL! haha this was really funny =)

~*Toni*~

I see things binary, in ones and zeros. Therefore, if you don't take your part in condemning raptor... lol.

This is actually pretty hilarious. *Skips away, not offended*

XD.

tee hee...very nice...i like your style, and your approach to this was very funny, and didn't turn out lame as it would have if i tried it out...its nice to read something different once in a while...congratulations! luvya!

~Tabitha

PS> Thanks for reviewing me...made me feel special...^^

Love your style

You know what? I think I'm going to to the version "How to get a girl to notice you" as I have met a lot of clueless guys who think that groping your hips and staring at your boobs...is romantic.

I loved it though! :-)

hahaha I love it! What grade did you get on it anyway?

Very good, but im a guy, its easy to get me, just ask me!

Any chance you fancy taking a crack at "how to get a girl to notice you?" to help us guys out too?!

So THAT'S why I can't get a guy...

That was hilarious. Maybe I'd take your advice if I wasn't so desperate to REMAIN single.

Celibacy is your friend...^_^