hahahaha lol, the puns were funny... really funny... i wanna be a vampire so i can make puns.. :) awesome work

From Webster.com:
Main Entry: nin·ja
Pronunciation: 'nin-j&, -(")jä
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural ninja also ninjas

*g* this is fun. I love the bit about the house burning down! I can hear her saying it in such a serious tone...

"'Again'!?! Honey, he's done it two times since the cake incident! It's gotten so bad that we got the fire department's number on speed dial! Man needs to learn how to operate a stove..."
*snicker* Well, finish it already! XD

HA! this is funny. :D