very nice. this story has convinced me of the same. i loved the duck pond part, but i love ducks, they're so adorable, even if the are evil mutants

Hehe, I found this rather amusing. Nicely put together. Jail Simpson! Only becuase she acts so goddamn stupid. Gr... Stupid people.

heh.

--gangster-dolly

i think everyone has had a memorible chicken or fish/beef? moment but i do think it was terribly wrong of her to ruin it for us all.
~Nat

Well, intellecutal theif is a nice charge to fling at her, but I would prefer one that'd have her locked up in Maximum Security with orders to the guards to shove any recording industry reps into a comically large meatgrinder and then *fed* to Ms. Simpson through a straw that goes through the only hole in the door (she'd have to suck quick too; that hole does double duty supplying air).

If it's any consolation, the duck pond in our college has no actual ducks. They're all wooden and don't do much. A plastic flamingo sometimes finds its way in there, and it's always doing something inappropriate with the wooden ducks with it's found, but I digress...

Suffice to say, I wholeheartedly agree with you, and since I agree, that makes this an excellent opinion peice. ;-)

lol...That's such a universal kind of experience. *giggles* It's well put across.

hee hee... that was very funny. damn jessica simpson! first she stole nick, and then she stole your joke...

I have my theories that J.S. isn't *half* as dumb as she appears. It *MUST* be an act. God, nobody could be that bloody a) stupid and b) annoying. Nice essay.

...*cracks up*
I agree! Jail Jessica Simpson! Although, I hear about all this MTV mainstream stuff, yanno, like, 5 months after it happens... ...I should really start watching TV.
Maybe I will if they Jail Jessica Simpson! XD

lol, this is a very interesting piece here. it could just be a coincidence, but hey, that's just my thinking. ^_^ great writing, keep it up!