I knew a guy who passed a drug test by switching his urine sample with one from his compliant girlfriend. They said, "Buddy, the good news is you're clean. The bad news is you're pregnant."
But what I meant to say is... I like this. I will remember it for the future. Ha hee.

Awe-some. I didn't know some of this, especially the hair bit. I like that trick, oh yes, I do like it very, very much.
Thankyou.

Intersting. I hope I never need to use those steps. You write very clearly and concisely. Good idea adding the disclaimer. 'Substitute urine can be ordered over the internet' Seriously? You can buy pee on the net? Weird.

I'll remember these things if I ever take drugs and then have to have a drugs test! lol
*lime-girl*

Interesting. I'll keep that in mind should I ever feel the need to take drugs...

Thenks, Mitch. Your stories are good too.

In the highly unlikely event of A: using drugs and B: being asked to undergo a drugs test (here in the UK we haven't got the funds or time on our hands to test in schools), I'll be sure to consider these tips. But how do I go about persuading a dog to pee in a bottle?

LOL! this was great, for more reasons than one.

Yea, I think just not doing drugs beats all options, since drugs can kill you and all.

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If I could choose between having all the wonders of the world suddenly reavealed before my eyes, and reading one sentence of this entry, I would hesitate, and then choose this entry.
Your work is beautiful, and gives reason for the light to shine if only to see it.
To celebrate this entry, I will be fasting throughout monday and most of tuesday.
R&R my entries! Peace!