Brilliant.

To Colette-
Love the poem.
-Rich
PS: My name is not really Richard.
PSS: Will you be at the Contra?

and the epilouge:
me too.
JoAnna
(disgruntled literary editor)

have you ever gotten any threat poems?

Hahaha--I agree. Those poems get so GD generic.

*applause* That was lovely.
And now for a sympathetic response to your er... pain and anguish, a la Lionize: Deal with it.