Reviews for Stupid Waiting Room

Reviews For: Stupid Waiting Room

whispered enigma 2008-04-25 ch 1,	abuseHahahahaha! Are you saying you actually did that? That must have been funny as--pretty funny. I wish I could've seen it.
ShadoWings 2006-11-27 ch 1, anon.	abuseYeah, I'm just reviewing your work because I'm utterly bored out of my tree... if I even had a tree. But anyway, you're humour/comedy is ace and I love it. It makes me laugh. I'm no comedian or humour-writer myself so don't expect me to be funny, but comedy is a great thing to me. If someone can make me laugh with a great sense of humour then I like them. This piece was great by the way, the whole thing of thinking about scaring the lady was very amusing.
JackarooFan 2005-12-06 ch 1, anon.	abuseFIRECHAINSAW I LOVE YOU! "Unibomber chic" was definitely my fave line in this one. You muust update, there hasn't been anything new from you since '04! I have Random Mental THoughts from My Head printed out and I am constantly rereading my faves--those include the doctor's office "marinating in ebola, YOU MUST TRAVEL TO THE NORTH" one, the "level five paladin" one, definitely the pimpin' sesame street one, and basically all the others. You're so funny! Keep it up!
K. Francesco 2005-05-18 ch 1,	abuseI think malicious laughter is in order here. Was this the other bad one you were talking about? My, someone has a strong case of perfectionism. Nevermind that, I love it. Your slight bits of sarcasm and dry humor are an absolute pleasure to read. Moving along. . .
Hyacinthe Wing 2004-08-13 ch 1,	abuseYay! Wearing decapitated barbie heads! Oh, this reminds me of when I was young, still a little kid. ^_^ People kept giving me these barbies, because apparently girl=barbie. So I would saw their hair off, bind them in rope, and proceed to melt their hands and feet off using the lightbulb of my ubercute Ballet Slippers lamp. Shudder. I was such a cute li'l thing. Bit of a psychotic maniac, but still cute. Now I envy you. You came up with an idea to mutilate a hated plastic commodity before I did. Bugger. Just you wait. I'll make earrings out of a Barbie's severed limbs... heh. (insert spastic round of hugging) YAY IT'S A PERSON WITH A BRAIN. Cough. Er... (runs away at the speed of a drunk slug)
CW-nerd-12 2004-06-14 ch 1,	abuseHeh. I love Claire. I chould try that some time. Dude, if you want to get a start on flaming poetry, have I found the perfect person for you: CL Caudle. His work is complete **, and he thinks it's good, and he can't handle honest criticism. I've been banned from ever leaving him any reviews (not even anonymous ones!) ... Yeah. I'm REALLY bored this summer.
And All That Could Have Bee... 2004-05-10 ch 1,	abuseI had almost the same thing happen to me when I started going to this new school. The first day I came in dressed as I normally do, and I had my leather trench coat on whereas absolutely everyone else was wearing some sort of yellow or orange. It was really interesting when we had to introduce ourselves. I told them my main hobby was to ingest worms after roasting them over a fire on a scalpel. . . needless to say they weren't too fond of me.
OldJoe 2004-05-09 ch 1,	abuseThis is quite funny, and kept my attention through the whole reading. A good post, alltogether. It's still understandable with weird format thing going on, but Word would definently help.
Red Masque 2004-05-08 ch 1,	abuse::stunned silence is suddenly broken by insane laughter:: rm
storycrazy2002 2004-05-07 ch 1,	abuseThis is not actually a review about your story. (though I thought it was ok) I can't f**king believe that you request people not to flame your crap when you flame others!I find it uncouth and obtuse. I was absolutely mortified. (Jeez I sound like my goddamn friend's mom. Eck.)
Never Knows Best 2004-05-03 ch 1,	abuseYou have an icredible talent for non-fiction writing that is reminiscent of the Ferguson brothers, and seeing as they are the funniest people alive, this is really a compliment. ~Lee~
xBr0ken Spiritx 2004-04-29 ch 1, anon.	abuse"I don't dye my hair, adorn myself with spikes and chains, or dress like every other wanna be Goth/Punk/Rivethead who worships the ground Hot Topic's built on. I don't usually attract attention. " This was why I was calling you ignorant. Everyone who dyes their hair, wears, spikes or chains, and likes Hot Topic is not just trying to fit into a stereo type :O ::gasp:: Hard to believe? Have you considered the fact that maybe, just maybe, that's the style they like, and Hot Topic is just the store they like, and they're just dressing the way that they want? Do you know how hard it is to just dress the way you want and just be yourself without being labeled in some way? Or without someone automatically judging you? It's just about impossible. There's proof in the above quote. You immediately labeled people who like Hot Topic and wear spikes/chains, etc as "wanna bes". Also, maybe all people who die their hair don't like Hot Topic? You just made a big generalization. I'm glad you like my work, and I have enjoyed some of yours, but it really bugs me when people have to stereotype and label. I see people as people; and that's that. I don't feel a need to group them in any sort of way. I like Hot Topic, and I have died my hair a few times, and I wear spikes and chains, but I am not a "wanna-be goth". I simply like the style, and I wanted to wear that. So I do what I want. Is that so bad? Is it so bad that people who want to dress a certain way do it? I'm not trying to be "goth" or "punk" or whatever, I just dress the way I do and that's just what I like. People can wear Old Navy and Limited Too, whatever, and I wouldn't judge them. I wouldn't care. Because that's who they are, and that's what they like, and everyone likes something different.
mrs.shigwa.cobain 2004-04-25 ch 1,	abuseWow... there is no way you can put this down. Be proud of it, I thought it was hilarious. "That's a whole lot of ADD and senile to pack in one car." I think that's the funniest line I've read in a while. Myself, I don't seem to have the same effect on the elderly, I actually have quite the opposite effect. They all seem to think that I'm such adjectives as nice, or pleasant... or informative. It must be the hair color. If I dye it like bright green, they might back a away. Yeah, that's it... Anyway, thanks for reviewing whichever one of my stories that you did. Your response made me laugh a lot. And keep on with the "writing what you know" thing, cuz it seems to work for you.
theunwritten 2004-04-25 ch 1,	abuseI thought this was funny. Maybe not as good as your other work, but i laughed. I hope you recover from your writers block.
The L1zard Queen 2004-04-25 ch 1,	abuseI have lost any respect and friendliness I had toward you. ::shakes head:: Why, why, did you have to turn out to be ignorant? I thought I had actually found someone humourous that I might enjoy. Guess not.

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