I was going to say it's funny, and checked whether it's angst or anything (so that it's NOT meant to be funny) but it isn't, so i say: it's funny. Very original idea- apples. lol

Well done. Very hilarious. This is very well done. I’d like to invite you to a writing forum. I hope you enjoy the community and share some of your interesting works.
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death by apple juice?
I'm there...