just because you said condom...did you know there are Gumby condoms?!?!?!? (yes, all of that punctuation -was- needed) amazing. they're called "Gumby Ticklers" or something like that and i'm pretty sure they were made by trojan...i don't remember. i have a picture of 'em on my facebook xD

~Winter~

if you do that, send me one of the little funny hats...i want to do the same thing to my sister =D

~Winter~

I still love your random thoughts, no matter how short. You're great.

Though not as funny as Random Mental thoughts from my head, the first chapter really had me laughing. That's a really sweet idea!

Heh, it was just slightly amusing until I hit that last point. Really, I don't know why I bother to restrain my laughter. Certainly, I don't care if said people think I am insane. They already know I'm slightly disturbed (For my TA class I write words from Depraved and Insulting English (Peter Novobatsky and Ammon Shea). . .ah well, perhaps it is some ingrained politeness.

Really, I am going to run out of stories soon. This is not in the least bit fun. (I know, harping or ** won't help in the slightest. . .but I must make some protest. . .and some idiot bathed in cologne this morning. Gross)

Heh, true, true. Though I believe reading European junk, such as John Swift's godly "A Modest Proposal" (and really, I need to read more of his works) balances it all out. Sides, not as if the English teachers have *real* choice in the matter.

Aw, where's the humor?

It would be nice to have thoughts like these to be entertaining me throughout the day. Congratulations, you're making me snigger again in a class full of. . .well, idiots. See, you have gotten me addicted to your particular brand of humor. Recently I have been browsing through the humor section and--sure enough--it is worse than the essay section. And the essay section is torturous.

In short. . .how many years until you finish your schooling? Fictionpress is drastically bereft of humorous talent without you.

Kat

Great, simply great.

Lol... so I showed ur work to my friends and they think ur hilarious... I really do think you're a total ** head but you're a total genius so whatever...

Hah. Lasto lala'ith nin. I mean, you're funny. Whatever.
I remember this one time, my feet turned yellow due to lack of circulation, and I thought I had frostbite, and so I panicked and went into Ski Patrol, and then spent the next half hour there, with an attractive young man rubbing warmth into my toes. M. I love that place.
Oh, and by the way, you rock my proverbial socks. Rather, to be more accurate, you rock these fuzzy grey legwarmers. Yes. You heard me. I wear them with the bottom all bunched over my shoe. It looks shoujo manga-ish. Meh. Bye!

Oh horrors. I had to read The Scarlet Letter over the summer. By Nathaniel Hawthorne. That repulsive little shred of misogynistic Puritanistic- ugh. I hated it. I still do, matter of fact. I'm thinking of setting fire to it, or shredding in into little tiny pieces and then shoving the pieces down random termite burrows. Termites eat wood, so they must eat paper. Paper = Incognito wood. Oh, hell, the stupid termites are probably too easily fooled. The paper will lie, and say it's actually made of pesticide, and the foolish termites shall-
But I digress. Next chapter.

Yes. YES. This is what you must do. I implore you, do so. Once you do whatever. Tra la. Next chapter...

i know how that goes. i used to like english class... but then i learned about high school english classes. suck **? yeah.

LOL dats cool i liked really liked it. I know a midget so when u get rich tell me and she can audition 4 ya and might be 1 of ur lawn gnomez. ;) PeAcE OuT **SeTeM!**

LMAO LMAO! OMG! This is ** HILARIOUS! I'm laughing so hard, lol! This is absolutely brilliant...especially the last bit! Lmao! I want more of this!