Ha ha ha. Circulation desks...circles.
This is my favorite line:
"Does it look like I'm back from work? Is it possible I'm just a figment of your imagination transubstantiating existence and nonexistence to slap you upside
your head?"
6 is funnier though.
*Briley-Sama*

Not bad. You really have a knack for belivable dailogue. I found no spelling or grammar errors which is rare. Great job, thanks for participating, and, as always, keep writing.
**Slave**

The scary thing is... I do that.
A lot.
P Ne, don't take me wrong, I liked it though, just in a sick twisted selfcentered way.
. . .
I'll shut up now.