Lol- that was extremely random and funny. That's hilarious that your ritual is to *steal* a banana and throw it against the sidewalk. I like the last line, cute!

Poor banana...

Oh Goddess. This is so awesome. and yts so true. I luvs it. Frketic says you missed parts of it. but otherwise it was great. I didn't really see any patterns top it except the sentence structure. But I luvs it. Do another one just like it.

lol! This is quirky and cute! Banana sacrife instead of a rain dance! Wateva works for you, living in england, i would need a pretty big banana to beat those rain clouds!

Wow! I loved this poem and i'm so glad that I was the one that it couldn't have been done without. I don't really have ideas for making it any better though. You should have written something to tell people how my name is pronounced.

i love the poem and the title! Such a different topic to create a poem on ;)