Haven't reviewed your stuff in awhile. Anyway I hope this was meant to be funny cuz I certainly laughed. Thought I should say, though, that "anyways" isn't a word. Other than that it's good.

Wow, did I laugh while reading this...I just love how the other person's actions are rather benign, the speaker's actions seem kind of anger-driven and malignant.
Hehe it sounded like I was talking about a tumor or something with the "benign" and "malignant" stuff.
Very well done.
--LinZ

I like that one a lot.
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