hahahaha. i love greco!! (one thing:
...It was the Mission Impossible theme.
“Where the hell is that coming from?” Rachel hissed.
“Oh,” Michael glanced a small contraption on his waist, “sorry. That’s me.”
Instead, it would be more funny to say it was his cell phone.)
But anyways that's really the only thing that was semi-funny cuz everything else made me laugh my ** off. I dont know why a lot of people havent reviewed...I would think a lot more would cuz i think this story blows everyones socks off.

Ah, here I am again, spreading my own voice through reviews. Now, what can I say..."HELP?!" I can't breathe...Need...CPR? (lol) Anyway, As you well know, this fic is truly hilarious. And as always, you did a brilliant work on it!
The dialogue was original. The swearing was outstanding! The characters were extremely funny!Being the PUV(perverted untouched virgin) that I am, I found many lines that dipped my mind to wallow in the gutter and make me laugh (although I'm quite sure some of those lines I found titilating to my mind weren't really supposed to titilate it, it did nonetheless...I think there's something insanely wrong with my head...hm) And Rachel...well now, if Greco were to meet me, I'm gonna treat him SO GOOD, he'd NEVER EVER gonna wanna let me go! (lol...j/k)
But the part I liked the most was the very beginning wherein you put your note in. (Grins)
You see, I was spending some quality time with your voice...Didn't mean to scare it off like that...honest...anyway, you probably wonder why I was there...well (giggles) I was sorting through your underwears! The skeletons told me not to though. (sniffles a little) Bloody bastards! Yes, yes, I admit, I'm stalking you. I'm lurking in the shadows watching your every move even when you're having a quality time with your hand and your...uhh..uhh..uhhm yeah! Anyway, I was about to do some drastic thing to your skeletons for even daring to speak to moi when I suddenly heard a female screaming like a headless hen running around. But to my astonishment, your voice was the one screaming, scared to hell coz of probably how I was threatening your skeletons, (shudders)Dang it, it screams more than a girl should sound when she screams...I tried to calm it down but then I heard you approaching the closet so I had to leave. That's why it was cowering in the corner when you found it. Anyway, do tell it my apologies.
Hm, do you own cats? Do you name your cats weirdly too...? What's the name of your...(blushes and pounds her head on the table muttering, "Bad mind! Bad mind!")

Heh, great, great. The teacher was a bit mad.

Hehe...i do like this...heh..i love the bnl part...i do see that rachel never says she doesn't like THE barenaked ladies, she just doesn't like barenaked ladies, which is a comman trait for heterosexual females...love it =p

You are the most brilliant human I've ever had the pleasure of... reading? Naw, that can't be right. Anyway, I enjoyed this much more than you can understand.

Hilarious as ever.

'laughs' Great work! I love the part about the BNL!

This is honestly one of the best stories I've read on the site so far. I love it. I love the "Canadian who doesn't like BNL" thing, classic. This is going on my favorites list.

wow--i just love you and your writing. lets get married.

The "I'm Herbert" and "I'm Christian" response was good, but the whole "Barenaked Ladies" thing must be provincial. The USC thing was kind of amusing, just because down here that's the name of a big school. I still liked this a lot of the other humor on this sight, though, so good job.