My province outlawed smoking anywhere that isn't your house or backyard.
Not really relevant, but it almsot fits.
As it is 4 in the morning, let's keep this short.
Hreat job. Flow, word choice, adn overall it was splendid.
~Magnus

Well, I was gonna say "GET OAT OF THE HOOSE, EH" but then you answered it in the second verse. Awesome descriptors, though.
Oh, and I'd say the fumes were worth it. I mean, PINK!