'I’m glad you’ve gone, I softly tell the floor.'
This line's so KOOL! Tragic/passive/poignant/iknowbigwords. You're better off without the HEFFALUMP & I'm going to go round & duff her up a bit for being a lump.

I absolutely love it. Really, I've got nothing else to say. I just love the way you write, it's wonderful.
KIX
Ayda