Oh man, this is nifty. I love it. I wouldn't call it humor except for the first few stanzas, especially the doggerel one (you must have had fun with that). I think my favorite line was the "if you press me, / I'll say I picked it up off the pavement. / Don't frown, you know you do it too. It was just flapping around there." Absolutely spiffing. )

I really like your poetry. I'm building a website for the display of good works of art and poetry. Interested in letting me show this on the site? The rights would still be yours and I would credit you. If interested, email me: