I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA WHY DON'T YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

I hear you on this one. I haven't been patriotic since the war began in Iraq only to find out there's no link to terrorists. And after a discusion in my school (private Catholic school) on if the pledge is idolatry, since it's pledging alligance to a piece fabric and not God. Very well done.

that was great!and oh so true...and i wish i was that talented...:P

Well, now. I guess we know where our sides are, huh?
No, I liked it a lot. It's hilarious and oh so true.
I betcha made a lotta people quite . . . um . . . angry with this.
But theycan't deny that it's the truth, can they?

hee hee... bet ya made people mad... i liked it...

Ah, memories of Soc class.
I'm with you all the way!
Now how about that island...and a really good Socialism?
Yeah... ^__^

haha that is funny. ok i think my favorite ones were the lawyers and the tree chopping. the ending isnt as funny and i think that would make it even better.

This poem is excellent. I'm not very patriotic either. Great work!

*cringe* wow... that was harsh! I guess it was good and all, but do you rally hat your country so much? Oh well... I can't say it was a bad poem. Good job!