Haha, nice. I'll add these things to the list of why I shouldn't get a cell phone. I love how you compare it to farm boys from Texas and serial killers. Jack the Ripper quivers before your phone! Hazzah.

My friend, you never fail to make me burst out with laughter at several intervals during the reading of your essays. Your spite-filled and satirical point of view may be offensive to some, but I find it refreshing. An since I don't have the alterior motive of ** at you for leaving me a review I didn't like, I can focus more on what you wrote in the essay.
However, you blustering irish windbag (and I say that with the best of intentions and the highest respect) I would rather have a president who couldn't speak a word of english but knew where he stood than a president who had a PHD in english, but couldn't maintain a position for longer than a day. Your political view and my sinfully long sentence aside...well done, as usual. And I apologize for whatever spelling errors I may have made...it's early and I haven't had my legal addictive stimulant yet.

thank you =) that review helped a LOT, even though i haven't changed the chapters yet. i'll be keeping what you said in mind and i'll be crossing my fingers until you come back. this is a brilliant piece. your humour is a full level above so much you read nowadays. tongue-in-cheek, ironic, and beautifully written. *claps hands* ... great job! thanks again
~k8

Don't get me started on mobile technology. Mine lurks ominously in the corner of my bedroom at the moment. At least I am getting excellent practice at ignoring the thing though.
Amusing little tale, by the way, I enjoyed it.

... well, this sounds exactly like the way u treat me online ::sweatdrop:: but it was really funny... and my friend wants 2 noe if she can copy off me, which is of course, no, and y am i telling u this?! it's cuz i'm bored... and i think that u have a very weird life, as u were telling me earlier about hangovers and whatever else u said. I didn't really get it, so u'll hafta tell me again, when i go online. BTW, u sleep LATE!

*cackles evilly*
Yes, the mobile phones of doom must die... now write one about the evils of computers... *glares at her own* For they are of the same ilk...

Hahaha! You made me laugh and just made my day! Thank you! Keep up the good work. Hasta luego :)
chibichocobo

Your phone brings new meaning to the word hate. Wow. I never liked the phone that much because you had to actually hold it to your ear, but this...wow. By the way: your review, yes, that was deep.
Later

::Laughs maniacally... erm, that would be *hysterically.* Cough.:: :-D Anyway, I appreciate the intelligent, poke-fun-at-stuff-without-being-stupid kind of humour anytime. Well done! And they've actually banned phones in cars here. Seems they've been evilly plotting to kill innocent people, as phones so often do. I would praise you more, but I must tend to my cat, as he is attacking the floor (no joke).
~Maikaseregwen
PS- When I say I know a tiny bit of Gaelic, that pretty much means I can say "Is mise Leigh" and "Is doras é. Tá sé uafásach." :-p

I love it! I was rolling on the floor after the first paragraph, and kept going after that. This is awseome!

Hey In all honesty I didn't have time to read this story and I promise that I will try to later, but I was on my e-mail when I got your review. I'm sorry to hear about your aunt and well I just wanted to say that my veiws on suicide are not always expressed in my writing. I like to play the part of the character. I don't believe the glorification - as you put it- either I just like to write the dark and morbid. Sorry again about your aunt and Thanks for the review.

HAH! OMG! I am so glad you asked me to read this! Poor you, your phone sounds like my computer. Gotta love the sarcastic satire, and anything that pokes fun at the "Dubya" (as he likes to be called) is a-okay by me. So did you read mine yet? Alas, it's not nearly as good -- it's too much like Harry Potter. I promise it gets more original as the story progresses...

i was gettin back to you on that review,plz do NOT tell me how to right my stories

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's hilarious!
SO FUNNY! well, maybe it wouldn't be so funny if i wasnt so wound up on sugar right now, but it was indeed very very amusing to read! nice job!