You know, this is in the Drama/Sci-fi section, so it's probably not meant to be very funny... But still I find this hilarious! 'Do you even know what that is?' 'Uh...no.' XD OMG! Good job, at any rate! ;-)

Hey this is awesome! I think you should continue on with this story, it could be more than amusing for you. In the summary it sounds like you know what you are doing.