This is cute ;) I translated it into danish (my nationality) and read it to my younger sister too, and she just loved it. You have a thing with metaphors, and you really know how to use them.

HAHAHA! hi, this is gnatz, reporting for duty. (pfft) I really like this poem! (its just like you. heehee) Good luck on Chicken noodle soup!

That's very creative and different. It's very nice.