"really like your body. Attract us with it and we'll get all caring, sensitive and appreciative of your other qualities later." Damn! so true- stupid men and that was great and most of them are proven facts...

OMG, I loved it. I felt like I was reading an article in GQ. This is definitely going on my favorites and I hope you won't mind if I print this out and stick in my locker at school. I'll make all of my guy friends read it and see how many of them deny it's true, lol.~Regina O.B.

HOW TRUE! This comes from the bottom of my heart when I say this, believe me! I don't believe that I am the cutest girl of them all but if I make myself look pretty because I just felt like it. Then, OH MY GOD! Things go crazy. All of my friends right now are guys. I remember that one time where I came to school with a skirt, dear lord. They lost it. The first thing they say to me is you look really cute today or something of that nature. SO, it is true! ALL OF IT! Every last word!
Thanks for reviewing my thinks and thanks for the hints. Maybe we should email eachother once in awhile!
Nessa

To Slinkechild...lady, I don't know how you got to the conclusion that I'm a man. I'm not! I'm a woman through and through, a straight one at that (which could be viewed as unfortunately and fortunately) Anyway, This piece was here in hopes to make some laugh, not to offend them...but I'm still insulted of the fact that you just knifed me with the lines, "Okay, Mr." (shudders) I know I'm ugly but to be thought of as a man just quite grates the nerves...

okay, mr. just don't stearo type woman.
thanks.
me, being a woman, hate to be told how much we want to attract men. well, some of us do. like me! i do not walk around wiggleing my butt. i hate it when men gap at my butt. its not there for them to stare at it and wish they could be squeezing it. its how we walk! also, not all woman care about how men act. i find it very attractive when men act like men and not girly-men. (with the funky Arny accent)^
thanks again,
Slinkechild

While a good part of me is offended on so many levels that I can't even comprehend them all, another part is laughing its head off. These are exactly the kinds of things my brother's friends say when they think I'm not listening. Kudos to you, for graciously giving women advice on what works - even if you end up getting your head bashed in with a frying pan because of it. ;D

This is quite funny, although as I'm not interested in attracting men it doesn't really apply to me.
I don't suppose you have some tips for attracting women somewhere as well do you? I seem to have problems with that part!
Spawny

I loved this piece, good advice and funny as hell! All comes off very smart...hey girls like intelligent men too. Keep writing.

Nice job. Very accurate description of men, but had humor interjected with it (which was great).
Hope you get lots of reviews! ^_^