Your damn funny, do you know that? My favorite was I'm a proffesional poker.I poke a lot. That was funny. You're good. Write more! :D

lol, funny...strange though...heh heh

NUN?! uh okay as u wish...that was great and hilarious by the way...loved the virgin...pure in deed, never in thought quote

LOL. My personal favorites are:"How about strip poker? No? strip-chess?" "I'm a virgin, innocent and untouched. Pure in deed...but never in thought.""If I had sex, I wouldn't be here telling you about it. I'd still be doing it."and: "Everybody knows small, shapely breasts are a lot better than big, floppy, saggy ones!"

I think I'm the second most perverted untouched virgin on the planet . . . keep up the good stuff!~NA117

LOL! I enjoyed this...lol.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahawoman you are crazier then a rabid mongose humping a hippo!^^ hahahahahaSquee! coolio my friend, coolio

Lol, this was funny. I liked it . . . and I guess I'm one of the few men, imagine that . . . lol, pink is rockable. This is funny, I liked it.

Your last quote is the truth. Straight girl like that . . . very rare find. I liked this, it was witty/funny. I like the Physics thing too, very true ;D. And Hun, breasts are a lot better than a **, but a nice ** is even better.

wow you are weird!! and funny!! i love it; you remind me of my best friend.

So wonderfully perverted. -sniffle- Can I have more?

Mwaha! This is truly amusing. Kudos to the one who shares my obsession with passionate intimacy XD. And is still a virigin. ^^ I cheer you on.

men can SO write romance, not ALL woman die at the end, just most, cuz it's funner that way (well, SOMEONE has to die *sticks out tongue*) men in pink are hot? then how come i'm so ** COLD EH? oh wait, the heaters not on, DAMN. anyways, u should look further down on the list and read something else, OH and y did u change your name? i had nice thoughts with that name *looks up quizzically* anyways, have a nice day.

Peace and Chicken Grease

Oh, that is it! I'm taking up this challenge! You will not dethrone me as the high king of perverts, you will not! OK, my ranting is over. ANYway, this is the damn funniest thing I've read from a girl-perv in a long thing. My friends either don't post stuff like this or post at all. I'm glad to see a little more support from your gender on the scale perversion. By the way, truer words about smaller breasts were never spoken. And, if I haven't said it already: "Elves are pansies!" -Me

wow I love all your quotes, I couldnt stop laughing all the way through this :D, your hilarious! omg write more of these, I need a good laugh sometimes! Keep writing!-Zephyr Zaelza

hahaha your quotes a good man, you must write more!