Reviews for I Have Absolute Faith In A Brick Above

Reviews For: I Have Absolute Faith In A Brick Above

Maggy May Clark 2004-12-19 ch 1,	abuseThere is only one true God and his name is JESUS CHRIST!1
John Stein PhD 2004-11-23 ch 1,	abuseInteresting. But does this almighty brick have any historical characters behind it or is just some attempt by an extremely loving, tolerant liberal to make everyone who disagrees into an idiot?
Made in U.S.A. 2004-11-11 ch 1,	abuseAgain and again what you write is always so very true and so very hilarious.
Gaki Toki 2004-10-31 ch 1,	abuselaughs hysterically, writhing on the floor of her living room, twitching and foaming green at the mouth BRICKS ROCK! Falls over once again, as tears stream from cheeks due to relentless laughter ~Gaki Toki
Bragi 2004-10-31 ch 1,	abuseAll praise the brick! And another thing, isn't it ironic that all the concrete evidence of the Brick's existence is conveniently located so far back in the past that we have no records to disproved the aforementioned evidence! Yay for the brick! Seriously, though. Good peice. Stupid ** tea pot.
TheOverlord 2004-10-30 ch 1,	abuseVery nice. Pretty humorous, but I feel it could have had more humor. You hit most of the majoy aspects concerning the topic, but their were oportunities to have more humor added. If I was writting it, I would have added a conversation between a Brick Worshipper and a Fool Who Does Not Worship the Brick. Or a Brick Worshipper speaking to a Teapot Worshipper. Little dialogues like that would have added humor and flavor to the writting. I was halfway through readding it and I was thinking that in my review I would bring down all hell on your for skipping the major part concerning religion and the damn wars it starts. Just as I was thinking this, you hit that aspect of it as well. I enjoyed the writting. Good work.
Lord Jalore Mcbrige 2004-10-29 ch 1,	abuseThis is logical reasoning at it's work here. Faith is substance found but evidence not clear. I'm still for that ice cube (or ice berg) orbiting around the sun anyway, because they cant even escape the 0 deg. celcius melting point! But I love your concepts and style of writing. Sure beats mundane newspapers and rantings from editors.
Cthulhu 2004-10-28 ch 1,	abuseYou sir have done it again. Yet again we all experience a hilarious masterpiece at the expense of religion, huzzah! Keep writing (or else)...mwahaha?
Turelie 2004-10-27 ch 1,	abuseUm. I take it you're someone who's been bashed over the head with a Bible one too many times? I'm sorry if my fellow Christians have taught you God is a brick, making his love seem even more intangible than it already was. Because we do that - Christians are human too, and we do some stupid things... God is not to blame for our foolish actions.
Resplendent-in-Fire-and-Blo... 2004-10-26 ch 1,	abuseReady comprehension is often a knee-jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over the ability to learn. Whether the Brick exists or not is entirely subjective. That is not the question. The question is to without your acclaimed belief in the brick as the keystone of the universe, you cannot claim to understand the brickness of the brick, but without understanding, you cannot believe. Here you undermine your own argument. If both of these statements are true, or at least believed to be true, then similarly, no-one can ever experience the Brickness of the Brick, no-one can understand it, and by your own words, all possible belief in the Brick is rendered null and void. As no-one can truly believe in the brick, the power of belief is also null, and so, also by your reasoning, the existence of the Brick cannot be an absolute and fundamental fact. You are a liar, and a heretic, in that whilst you claim that the believing invisible Brick orbiting the sun is the only plausible way of belief, you do not, nay, cannot believe in the Brick. Hence, I argue that, assuming that all so-called truth is both relative and subjective to current circumstance, and bound to common perception, the true infinite creation (Commonly called God) does not, in fact exist at all, as I have conclusively shown that belief is impossible, but if it did, it would be a metaphysical shade of flourescent pink. ~Res
lola-in-slacks 2004-10-26 ch 1,	abuse:D I'd write something more constructive if I hadn't just died laughing :D

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