It's so cute! I love the story. It's lovely.

But I said that already didn't I?

You win, it's a decent if short and pointless story. The only way to write a story on a time limit is short and pointless, but you make it funny. Ergo the winning.

Awesome story! Very funny...but it's late so this will have to be a very short review, lest I begin spelling basic English words in totally wrong and weird ways

Haha, yours was so much better than mine, disregarding the broken formatting. I wondered what you'd do with the title. It came from me looking at random things on my desk: the spray in conditioner says "Instant Shine Conditioner," while my red pen says "Metal Tip."