|Reviews for Why Insurers Can Suck My NonExistent Balls|
| steady 12/29/07 . chapter 1
You are so brilliant.
| Chaos Apple 9/19/06 . chapter 1
Halarious. And True.
| Ballerina with a Gun 6/19/05 . chapter 1
You never cease to amuse me. HA. You're great!
| Stories-have-souls 6/1/05 . chapter 1
LOL...so, so funny.
| W3DNESDAY 5/17/05 . chapter 1
insurers may suck my nonexistent balls also
| TwystedFate 4/25/05 . chapter 1
*felt like reviewing something that's not about sex if you want to know the truth, haha .. I'm hardly a porno lover ;)*
I agree. I am about to get my learners (I turned 16 in March, I'm just horribly slow) and we talk about these rates in Latin all the time. It's insane; but apparently it's a lot higher for boys because they wreck more. Crazy, no?
| Aimee Raven 3/6/05 . chapter 1
Ok so I know I read this when you posted it...now you tell me why my review didn't get through. Lmao...I say 'what' to people is dislike and 'pardon' to people I slightly appreciate...so yeah, I say 'what' all the time...don't worry yourself about that, we do it all...and insurers...well...they can suck my non-existent balls too! Yay! Lmao, this is a rant, but it's still hilarious chica...when do you intend to post something new? HHM? Oh well, take care of yourself! Love, Mia
| ellabella 1/10/05 . chapter 1
oh how funny. i hate the 'pardon' thing. my mum says it all the time and when i was little i was brainwashed into saying it too. trust me- i look back on those years and cringe.
| Diana Shore 12/3/04 . chapter 1
Even though I'm twice your age (God, how depressing is that?), I couldn't agree more. My insurance quadrupled when I added my son to it. I just wish I were exaggerating in saying my insurance payment is more than my car payment.
Take care, D.
| Crucified Sanctity 11/29/04 . chapter 1
Burn Them! *Insurers must feel my wrath soon *grr*
| not sure yet 11/20/04 . chapter 1
heh, i fully agree, enough said
| glitterjewele 11/20/04 . chapter 1
psh to the infinite PSH bastards indeed. i actually remember going through this particular example of treachery, and shall agree with you wholeheartedly that insurance companies need to DIE. painfully. i think we should tie them up and set them in the middle of the road so the 'Boy racers' can show them just how reckless they really are . . . wouldn't that be fun? don't worry chica, all will pass . . . but until then, here w w w. nolegs penguin2. html (remember to take out the spaces). release some of your unquenchable fury on the insurance-related penguins. they deserve to be decapitated. bastards. *shakes fist*
| GingerKiss 11/19/04 . chapter 1
I think this calls for some kind of intricate plot to rid the world of Insurers...or are they the ones who have us trapped in an intricate plot to make sure all teenagers suffer?
I'm sure you could have a lot of fun with bubble wrap. Use it as your secret weapon when you launch an attack on the boyracers. Challange one to a race down by the wharves, make it complex and when you are both heading for some object, destined to crash, waiting to see who chickens out first...then thats when you swerve to the side and into the water. The bubble wrap will let you float. If you bump into a whale, it will keep you in one peice.
you see, nothing can ever go wrong with the hyperimaginitive plans of a female kiwi teenager...
| Nemen 11/19/04 . chapter 1
I know how you feel...and trust me, it's even worse for me. I'm male, so I must be the devil. Nevermind the fact that I know how to drive, that I drive responsibly, and that I have yet to so much as scrape a shrub with my parents' car. Since I have balls, the insurance company will make me pay them one and mortage the other for the priviledge of driving.
Not only that, but my parents aren't going to give me a cent for a car, or insurance, or college. Guess what? I won't be driving for a while, and the only way I'm getting into college will be with a scholarship...the fact that I have straight A's won't help, because we've lowered academic standards to the point where straight A's is about as meaningful as hitting puberty.
Thank you, and good night.
| Le Creature 11/18/04 . chapter 1
1: Insurer's market is defined by the fact that all drivers MUST have insurance under most state laws. Tell your government to get rid of minimum insurance practices and the prices might go down (or they might go up).
2: "Boy racers need to die." The majority of crashes, I guarentee you, are NOT caused by "Boy racers"