Ah. If only there was a guy like this. It's great.

Adding to favorites~ Bethalina

This is helluv funny!!

Haha. Good one, but I'm not sure ANY guy would be willing to completely lie down and give himself unconditionally to a girl, unless he knows she's "the one".

Right?

Haha. Good job. XD XD XD

"ANN"

*raises eyebrow as she reads reviews* Some people need to learn how to lighten up...

Pretty fun piece, though it didn't make sense.Which is exactly why I liked it. ^-^

Honestly, I wasn't going to review this, but after reading some (ok ALL) of the reviews, I couldn't resist. WOMEN: Come on! Take a freaking joke! (btw I am a female also...) I mean, I thought it was pretty funny, and I doubt that Z-Dub meant it to be offensive. Get your freaking panties out of a wad!Z-DUB: This is good, it's funny (I mean I acually laughed out loud for a couple of them which got me some weird looks from those around me...). Any uptight... person who reports it merely because it's a list needs help. That's all!

My dilemma is i can't really tell if this is a joke or if it's serious advice, some of it could swing both ways. Also, I'd like to see an addition on how to get up the nerve to ask girls out.

Okay, guess we know now what you think of women. :)

But I must say (as a woman) there is some truth to this. Doing all 55 things won't work because A) it is simply impossible, B) you would be a too boring person to be with, and C) it would be very likely the girl in question wouldn't trust it and would think you're a criminal wanting something from her, or her father.

A small proper selection might work though, while still being "masculine and assertive"...

Oh for god's sake, obviously the majority of your reviewers for this piece have never heard of 'humerous opinion not really to be taken seriously'. Come on people, lighten the fuck up.`This wasn't too bad, though i think if you had had fewer points it would have been better - more impact and effect. My personal favourite was:"Understand that if she says, 'Go ahead,' with her arms crossed, it means, 'Do this, and I’ll castrate you.'"lol, because that is PRECISELY, what we're saying. Anyway, good work, kudos!

I agree with this one, and this one only:

"Always put down the toilet seat after you’re done. Wash your hands and flush, too."

Absolutely groundbreaking!

In point of fact, I find that this reads like something written by a guy making fun of girls. It's not really my kind of humor, but it is at least somewhat humorous. Things like "Obey every single order she gives you while still being masculine and assertive." I actually thought were pretty good. Not as in good to do, but reasonably good humor.

Max Krugman wrote:

"Why do people not get that this is supposed to be a joke?"

Well, if I had to guess,I'd say that the fact that it's not particularly funny might have something to do with it.

People; this is the PERFECT (i.e. unrealistic) example...and yes, I did have six girls help me on this. I was at school.

Why do people not get that this is supposed to be a joke?

Ya know, when I suggested it, I did it in sarcasm. I really hope you didn't take it seriously. And seeing as this was put together in less than a day, I doubtyou got six girls to make all this up. In all likelihood, if this is not some online list that you found, you put it together.

Wow... This is pretty out of control. How can you expect to find a guy to be your bitch and at the same time be "masculine and assertive."And what is up with "there is 'Girl’s Night Out';[sic] however, there is no 'Guy’s Night Out.'" Denying a guy time with his friends will just make him resentful of you. Either way, this appears to be a list, and I'm pretty sure that those are not allowed in FictionPress. Also, this is most certainly not an essay. I would suggest putting it into essay form so that the piece does not get reported and deleted.

Hehe, funny and all, but a little unrealistic to the mordern-day female.

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