Reviews for I know now that God Must Exist

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Bookbook 2008-05-03 ch 1,	abuseARGUMENT OF THE CREATIONISTS, I MEAN, UM, INTELLIGENT DESIGN BELIEVERS 1)God exists. 2)Let's tell everyone that God exists. 3)I never wrote 2). 4)All atheists are liars. 5)I am not Christian, I believe in ID. 6)Anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot. 7)We are not teaching creationism to your children. 8)I'm confused. 9)Wait, now saying God exists is legal. 10)Therefore, God exists. HAHAHAHAHA! I love this!
The Queen Of Dark 2005-07-08 ch 1,	abusedude, this stuff if funny, but not all of it is true, necessarely. i think that people who get ** over this are wrong to do so: you may not agree with one's beliefs, but you don't have to diss them. that kind of reaction in childish (right, mike?) personally, i believe in god, yet i find he has played too long with my life and i do not worship him anymore.
Dark Shadow Slayer 2005-04-25 ch 1,	abuseHoly crap, this is funny. LMFAO...congrats for finding this!
swe8273 2005-02-20 ch 1,	abuseLoved it. Even though you didn't write it, it's still going on my fav. stories list. Props to you for finding it, and props to the person who wrote it! My fav. was def. argument from creation
RazorbladeRizzy 2005-01-22 ch 1,	abuseGood luck with that. i hope it makes sense to you cos it doesnt to me. heheh. i believe in MY gods... i don't feel insecure enough to have to prove it. Rxx
Leash'd 2005-01-14 ch 1,	abuseThis is hilarious! I'm starting to get into humor/essay/something else. Too bad you didn't write it. You could've written a Disclaimer at least.
Hyacintha 2005-01-04 ch 1,	abuseI do not find any of this funny. Most likely because I am religious. For I do believe God exsist. But these "Argument" as you call it. Is with out a doubt mindless thinkng with no effort what so ever. Try something more... convincing.
SCD 2005-01-04 ch 1,	abuseAlright, I'll admit that was pretty hilarious. It's also funny that some people thought it was serious. My favorites were the creation, fear, bible, intelligence (that one made me laugh because I think I have probably been guilty of it), unintelligence (and this one made me really laugh, but also sad because it's true), intimidation, sheer will, and postmodernism (yeah that's been me before too). But honestly, I think there is some merit to some of these arguments. They seem silly written as they are here but I personally feel there is something to be said for transcendental, cosmological, ontological, (not really the ones you had there, but somewhat along the same lines... more like: If a person, there must be such a thing as food. If someone has a libido, there must be such a thing as sex. If humans experience a spiritual yearning for something... more..., there must be /something/.) teleological, (more I than II but the thing with II is not so much that the baby/suneset/flower/tree is beautiful, but the fact that we think anything is beautiful at all) moral, (but not at all the ones described here; just the idea humans can't seem to get rid of that are things that are right and things that are wrong. there are some differences from culture to culture, but they have all had the same basic rules. No culture ever said it was good to murder or lie.) the Matrix, (and actually, it was Plato who said it first, with his "cave" theory.) and even postmodernism has a point. It is not something that can actually be proven or disproven. But there are legitimate arguments (and bad arguments) on both sides.
Infinite Smiles 2004-12-26 ch 1,	abuseThis was funny. I thought it was amusing that some people reviewed you actually thinking that you were serious. I guess they missed the concept of a humor/parody.
Made in U.S.A. 2004-12-25 ch 1,	abuseThis is hilarious really I love it. Very true and keep posting.
RyuTheMagi 2004-12-24 ch 1,	abuseMORAL ARGUMENT (I)(1) Person X, a well-known Atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.(2) Therefore, God exists. I have a large problem with that statement. I respect you views, but still. Atheists commonly make themselves look like ** when they go into debates, but i still have more sympathy for them then i do the Christans Conservetives. The concept of God is a complex one to say the least. Athesist annoy me, because they are as closed minded as the Catholics. (and nebody else for that matter). However, you arguments are just, and many make sense to people if they really look. I just hope you dont define "God" and the Psyco described in the Bible, Koran, and Torah. (i prob. spelled that last too wrong...whatever.) Neway, i had to put in my 2 cents. Good arguments, i hope people look at that kind of stuff and just THINK about them, not just say "oh that dosent make sense" Becuase really...they do. It jsut depends on your definition of God.
angel24 2004-12-23 ch 1,	abuseI Exist. TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT(1) If reason exists then I exist.(2) Reason exists.(3) Therefore I exist. LOL This was one of the best pieces that I read, even though this wasn't yours.
MrFlames 2004-12-22 ch 1,	abuseI totally agree with Don Michaello. Stop hating on Atheists, you Atheist-hater! Here's one: ARGUMENT FROM YOUR FACE1) Your FACE!2) Therefore, God exists.
lola-in-slacks 2004-12-22 ch 1,	abuseYou still are a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard. Yeah this was good
John Stein PhD 2004-12-21 ch 1,	abuseFinally, something you've presented that I think was funny. Though this can easily be turned against atheists, it was entertaining.

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