haha this made me giggle :D
sad thing is though, this perfectly describes me!

Omg...awesome.

I know how you feel :). When I go out to eat, ppl are looking at me and its like "What?! Cant I have my privacy?" Anyways, thanks for reviewing my story. I hope this returns the favor

genius, i know exactly what your talking about. :)

Sniffle...

Finally, something I can relate to!

*camera pans out and I notice everybody is looking at me*

What?