That was so funny. Creatively written and observant, not bad.

I personally liked this, I thought it was interesting! I chuckled at some of the things, most likely because it was how they were written. Great job!

Hilarious. It's somewhat accurate, but of course, there's the whole, "women in general" part. And I love the whole randomness of the piece, as in the mentionings of the nuns and the parasites.

Absolutely hilarious!

this is hilarious and some parts so TRUE! especially the arrogant and warm smiles *what can i say i am a romantic* and after having an epitome on tall dark handsome send a gorgeous smile my way once *faint-always will love those* and yeah the hair too! shiny silky hair *growl*

The casually ridiculous way you have of putting things makes me smile. Cute and pretty much true.

My personal favorites are the ones that jizz confidence and have wit to boot. Or confidence-jizzing wit. Yes. That's the one.

Interesting story.

Surely what women find sexy, women in general that is, is money and power.

How else do you explain drop dead gorgeous girls on the arms of ugly millionaires?

They sure aren't in it for the looks or the good conversation!

Spawny

*burns up* man, you really know how to make the page burn up.

Love ya lots dear girl! tata!

lol!! you're so interesting...

hm. i couldn't agree more. but i guess i am a "woman in general, woman in general, woman in gen..." AHEM! anyway. that's very interesting and unique. hehe

wake me up when september ends

You give me nightmares. They make me see large, angry kittens with spikes.

Interesting as always XD Keep writing! -Toast

This was not funny. This was not funny in any way. Just seems like something a horny teenager wrote.

assclown king (ak): WHAT?, dont let myself be currupted, what if i started out that way? and besides, she's so much FUNNIER than that uptight bit..

Nobody's Savior (ns) punches ak in the face.

(ns) DAMN i gotta get that guy under control. now, as a simple minded male creature i must say 1. size DOES matter, but if its too big it'll hurt.2. looks are only PART of what SHOULD turn on the "woman in general" that your wicked friend was speaking of, as men can be complete ** and still look DAMN good! (Dick Clark for one, and i KNOW wicked is gonna get a quick laugh from the DICK part of that).3. talk is cheap. any one can sweat ta...(ak gets back up and throws a rock at ns's head, smacking him in the face)

(ak) PRESENTS! can i unwrap YOUR gift box? please? but i hate phones, too impersonal, i'm just gonna have to teleport my ** to wherever you are and make that tongue to good use.(ns gets back up and ak runs like a bat out of hell)

(ns) stupid prick, I HATE ROCKS, before i go smack some sense into that idiot king, let me just say that this was a good essay, that we BOTH enjoyed (clearly) but he has trouble controling his brain, so that's what I"M here for ^_^ if you wrote more, it would be great, because u seemto have a skill at writing things like this. now, i must bid farwell for now, as that assclown is REALLY getting on my nerves.

Peace and Chicken Grease