That rocks, I have not read such awesome writing as this since I last wrote a story, which has been a while, mind you. Anywhoo, two and a half thumbs up.

Now, I could say that this proves that a perfect world is not worth living in.

I could say that, but then I would not be able to give you cookies, as is my custom. Rather, I would have to give you a nod of acknowledgment or some such **.

But, no; you deserve cookies, and by damn you will get them.

-Raven Oghma

haha! I loved it...I got to where the guy said why he was gonna jump and I kinda stopped...what that? O_O very clever and well written piece *nods*

you make all the bunnies in my tummy get cute and fuzzy

huh. What an odd, ironic little peice. A fun little diversion to be sure.

sorta like a quick 2 minute Kids in the Hall sketch.

lol, it was just what i needed today.

Damn you all and your short, short stories! Not that I mind TOO much, it's just that...after reading a three "paragraph" story it's hard to come up with anything to review.The aspect is intensely surreal and the follow-through is flawless. You could use more description, however, which would help in extending this story's lifespan.

::grins:: Now if that ain't the opposite of my life... But that is funny as all he!!.

well, mr. simon-man. that was rather... odd. it was a bit amusing, but oh so very odd. A-plus for you.