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Reviews For: November

Aetha Daemon 2006-07-27 ch 1,	abuseOh, my goodness...this is a kindred spirit poem. Your writing reminds me so much of what I write, and how I feel, and this poem is one of the most gorgeous things I have ever read. Wow. I never dither in a review. Did I just dither? Oh no.But your style is so perfect, and so familiar, that I can't help but dither. One note: yesteryear should be hyphenated, no? 'yester-year'...yes, that looks better. Please review some of my work! By the way, this has to be the best poem I have found on any poetry site, and I have never, ever said that. That does it. I am off to read more of your work!~Aetha
me 2005-08-30 ch 1, anon.	abuseyou'd likely get carpel tunnel from writing me than writing anything interesting huh? i think i'll go write this baddassed novel about a gay guy who likes to ramble a lot about dramaqueens and such. All my gothic dramaqueen fans will adore it. btw emo sucks balls. the music is more of what makes the song emo or progressive metal or opera, etc..., not the lyrics. I think i stated what bands i like in my profile, and i don't believe the strokes were mentioned. speaking of strokes... i think your grandfather's sweaty balls are calling you. dork.
Simian 2005-08-29 ch 1,	abuse"you've ran out of things to write yet you still try to disect me." Try? Considering your lengthy reply, I'd said I succeeded. "and sarcasm... yes, wouldn't it be awesome if you could sense it just through typed words..." Wouldn't it just. "I hope you weren't thinking I was macking on you." Rwar. Macking. Like a hamburger. Or a truck. "there's a song by a perfect circle called freedom of choice. you should read the lyrics sometime." I am pro-choice: I choose to bug you. "I'm not fucking with you dude. give it a rest." Aw, I'm not bugging you, am I? "i'm trying to write and you seem to be blessing my review board (speaking of trolling review boards) with this repeticious bullshit." You're blessing fictionpress with your repetetive bullshit. I have the right to speak for the people who you are killing: all the kittens that die every time you publish another poem. "you're obviously obsessed or something." No, I was just trained in the best goddamned high school money could buy. "and as for the gay issue. guess what buddy pal, i don't have to fuckin like anyone that i don't wanna like." So you admit you're homophobic. "trust me, i don't go out of my way to suck peoples assholes." I've seen you. So sessy. "so i don't befriend people because of what they are, and i don't hate people because of what they are." You hate me because I'm a British, Ethnic-descendant gay man who doesn't like your stinky poetry. You've admitted it before, why lie now? "I just hate most people in general, gay or nun, because people fucking suck, and their stupidity makes me hate them even more." So that's why you write about hating yourself so much! "if i had nuts i'd tell you to suck them, then again you'd enjoy that." Not yours. They'd be too tiny. "Since i can insult who i want to, fuck you in your fucking gay ass. you fucking faggot peice of shit. how's that for gay respect, you shit licking ass pirate?" Oh wow, an ass pirate. I just have this image of going around and stealing donkeys. "I'm my own god." EGO problems, my dear. And I'm not talking about the bloody waffle. "I can say what i wanna say, and if any other butt fuckers wanna try to "cyber diss" me bring it the fuck on." I can say what I wanna say, and if some weird butt sucking dramaqueen thinks she's tough, she ain't gotta a clue. You think I'm really TRYING, miss R&R? "you're free to slide down the hershey highway, and i'm free to say go suck your uncles cock until your head explodes cock munching fag." Silly rabbit, uncles are for pansy girlies like you who try to steal all the spotlight with your pointless drama and unsophisticated "Woo Is Me" poems. "I apologize severely for my lack of gay sex scenes in my story and that's its, for the most part, free of gay males giving each other the reach around." Oh, somebody is hot for some action. No wonder you like me so much. "And no i didn't bring up your gaydom, you retaliated that i was saying something about you being gay." Funny how that contradicts... "I said something about semen dripping from your lips," Gee, now what connatation was that? Hrm, let me think... HYPOCRITE! "but I didn't know you were gay until you said I was just a homophobe, so you told on yourself there." So calling you a homophobe automatically means I'm gay? Let me guess, you're from Arkansas, right? "dork." Says the woman who thinks that if somebody calls her a homophobe they must be gay. "also homophobic means the fear of homosexuals. I don't have a fear of homosexuals." A phobia is an unexplainable fear or hatred of a certain thing. Although, must uneducated people assume it's only a fear. "I do have a fear of bees though, but other than that fear's just not something I waste much time on." You know, bees remind me a lot of men. You're a sexist! "and the very few friends I care to have (as i mentioned, 'people suck') that are gay are people i grew up with and didn't learn they were gay until later in life." You should go live alone and keep yourself from reproducing. It will save the world. "again you assume so much. dork." Says the homophobic nazi woman who thinks that people who are against rape fics must have been raped. "they aren't guys though. they're chicks. most gay guys are just annoying little um... dramaqueens." Says the dramaqueen who writes emo lyrics to get lots of reviews about gothic lesbians worshipping her feet for her rebellious, emo lyrics. "i don't fucking have to like you." You have to lick me. "i don't have to be open minded at the expense of being insulted." So, you admit you're close minded. "i'm open minded, but people that fuck with me will get fucked with back." See, I told you already, I'm not interested with you. If you want to fuck me you have to grow a penis or a brain. "fuck you." Sigh at the straight girl who just doesn't get it. "one day you'll be dead and none of this will matter, so again i'm asking you nicely, you little shit, to pretend I don't exist. get over it." If it won't matter, why is it annoying you so much, eh? "you just can't let something drop because one of those gayass drama queenies i mentioned." Since it comes from you, a registered dramaqueen, I laugh. "you make a bad name for homosexual men. grow up. grow up. grow up." Tee hee, the little dramaqueen talks about growing up. Elf lady, bwaha! "you're the one who blocked me because you couldn't take the reviews." No, I blocked you because you were just too dramaqueeny for me. Besides, I knew that you loved reviews. This gives you double! "do you smoke crack? hm... karma? you gayass loser. by the way this um "nazi" has a black grandfather, and a half black father." Hitler was a Jew. BTW, how racist to assume that black people can't be racist. Do you honestly think that skin color makes you better, eh? "hmm... yeah. dork. "I have the freedom to read what I want and say what I want. I even have the freedom to blatantly advertize my limerick that was highly inspired by you." - gay guyyeah, ya sure do butt boy. and as i've mentioned over and over and over and... well you should get it by now. i have the freedom to write what i want, and say what i want, and i even have the freedom to blatantly advertize my story, Teddy And His Big Gay Ass that was highly inspired by you. You should get the point by now. I don't care how many times you try to make me look politically incorrect. I have that right too ya know. well, probably will hear from ya soon butt plug. hahahaha..." To quote an angsty redneck dramaqueen homophobic sexist Nazi, "Dork".

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