OMFG! that is so awesome, and funny, and i'm in tears, the last line just delivered the KO punch! greatness

I think the real title was funnier, but the decoy title that you put up is funny after reading it. It's kinda... um, unsettling that this is real... and I can't believe you freaking kept the bear. Good job nonetheless even though the rhyme scheme was a bit off.

Good poem, from begininning to end. It touches my funny bone because, metaphorically speaking, I realized I AM that cat.

My review has a grade of A!

my best friend has a cat who is fixed but will still have sex with females in heat. his mom calls that type of cat a, 'teaser tom.' oh, right. a part that can be improved. uh, the verse is a bit tight. that is all.

boone

DANG! Freakin' hilarious, this was. Remind's me of my friend's dog...

That made me crack up! Great job!

I hope you wash that bear every so often though...

LMAO! the real title is SOO much funnier, and the fact that this is based on something true makes it even FUNNIER THAN THAT! DAMN, and no, the formatting isnt bad!

Peace and Chicken Grease

I feel bad for your teddy bear.

U have a sick mind

Hehehe, that just made me laugh...Thats wicked funny...:-)

This made me all giggly! Enjoyed! =)