Erm-it's not really ABOUT anything...without background info, it's junk. Yeah, maybe a cool play on words, but (sorry for this next bit) not your best work. Sorry.

Hm...I agree with you, to a degree. Except for the helmet thing. Helmets save too many lives to NOT be required.

I don't know, my friend. I am the boss of my siblings, and I tell them to avoid drugs and smoking or else I'll make an attempt to maul their faces off. And I think that is a good thing. But perhaps it is because I have already decided never to touch those things myself...

I see truth in your poem. *Gives sugar cookie*

Very amusing. I think that people should be warned once, but if they screw up after that than it's their own dang fault for not listening, now isn't it?

You were right with the high comment. But it's rather funny. In a sad sorta way. yeah. That's about it.