bob is my homie.

Interesting...very interesting...

“Bob!” Cindy gasped, offended. “I cannot believe my ears!”

lol lizards don't have ears...

Meh. Overall lack of detail, but gives a good feeling for the character at least. The big issue I have is that it jumps all over the place before it gets anywhere. In about 10 paragraphs, a few days passed and Bob changed his opinions on people, and what his adventure was more times than I could count. So hey, fix up the spelling and grammar, maybe add some plot, character and thought depth/analysis and this could be some darn good humor right here. Otherwise, I'm just not quite sure if it's funny, or annoyingly random.

Best Line Ever: Not even Cindy. Especially not Cindy.

*dies* This is so funny. You have such wit and amusement. Your muse must be amazing!

Thanks!

lol. this is awesome. "i prefer an itch-less sleep"

This was retarted.