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2006-12-10 ch 1, anon.	abuseI think that in forums like FP, the thing to remember is karma. One of the marks of a truly conceited author is one who expects many reviews but she/he writes few reviews. Anyway, I know what you're saying about the ellipses. Good work, E.
La-depdpeps 2006-05-07 ch 1,	abuseYou're very egotistical, aren't you? All you seem to do is blag off biased, contemptuous opinions about teenagers, children and things that have nothing to do with you, and then you plow a free online fiction site to try and humiliate people all over the planet by scoffing at their work - something you would never do to their face because you're safe behind a computer screen thousands of miles away. If you're so fantastic and clever - why are you on fictionpress and bothering other people like you're jealous?
Mikki Amboree 2005-12-27 ch 1,	abuseVery well put. I may not leave my titles blank, but they aren't very catchy. Bleh, really to work on that...
Violett Green 2005-12-21 ch 1,	abusethank you god. now please get back to the universe, it sucks, and stop worring about poetry
Dragonzz 2005-09-26 ch 1,	abusePersonally, I think this is a little stiff. I mean, I was reading some reviews for this and people were all like, 'I hate it when people do this, and people do that.' Can't there be some love and humor and randomness in this world? I mean, if you're a totally serious person, then I can see what you're getting at, but I really don't see the need for anti-humor essays. thank you for your time. By the time you finish reading this you will have totally and utterly wasted approximately 30 seconds of your time. Depending on how fast a reader you are... ~dragonzz~
StevenKingLv4 2005-07-17 ch 1,	abuseI find your report clever and more suffisticated than Dr. Phil. Kepp up the good work, and I hope you did think my story was that bad.
Proud to be an American 2005-07-05 ch 1,	abusehaha, good essay--it's so true! I mean, I don't come up with the best stuff, but I hate it when people say "This story is about a girl...yeah I can't think of what to say so just read it" or stuff like that!! gr ~Toni~
fantasywriter22 2005-05-31 ch 1,	abuseSomething everybody thinks of, but nobosy writes about. You even wrote it nicely so everybody would udestand! I like that. If you keep writing stuff like this people will definetly have a different oppinuin. Very...god! I don't know. I liked though.
kAIT REDFERN 2005-05-15 ch 1,	abuseThanks for that. The points raised might have been not very surprising(have a good title, summary, etc) but they were still helpful. It is strange how many writers leave out a summary or title. Course, my own could probably use a little work and I've been thinking about changing them-this has just convinced me of that fact. I see countless stories with only 1 or 2 reviews and am sure if they just had a better title or summary that could be improved upon. Thanks for taking your time to write this. Luv Kaitx
Limelight Lover 2005-04-26 ch 1,	abuseyou are VERY convincing... i may change a few things i do because of this. good job
Xenila Poe 2005-03-21 ch 1,	abuseInteresting. I agree... though sometimes coming up with a summary is harder than it sounds
CW-nerd-12 2005-03-21 ch 1,	abuseI've found that on fictionpress, the best way to get reviews is to just be a ** and put juicy little details that are only minor parts of your story but will drag people in to read them. have an artsy story? Make a trashy sounding summary, anyway, people love it. ;~) anyway, nice little essay, even if it's a tad boring. punch it up a little bit! Anyway, keep writin!
angel24 2005-03-19 ch 1,	abuseThe Easiest Steps to Lure Readers is to write a "Easy Steps to Lure Readers to your Bad Story" and Lure the wanna-be- writers in and tell them what they already know and make them think that they learnt something new from the author and write raving reviews. -Angel24
K. Francesco 2005-03-19 ch 1,	abuseWow, I was expecting another 'essay' I could laugh at while giving it a harsh review. But this is actually helpful, full of good advice and, well, nicely written. I can't tell you how nice it is to see a piece of writing in here without a single spelling or grammatical error that stands out. Yes, I can be quite an English freak. Anyways, very nice. Kat
Vivix 2005-03-19 ch 1,	abuseTo all reviewers: I wanted to put this up in the 'column' section, but I'm not old enough. Is anyone of age willing to put it up on the column section for me? (Answers should be put up here: don't email me. I'll probably accidently delete it as spam.)

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