hahaha! Nice poem! I don't think I have ever eaten 17 fig newtons, so I suppose you deserve a "Congrats!" lol

HAHA. 17?!? That's quite a lot. I don't like em all that much, but to each her own. Off to read more! It's just so good, you have nice rhyme schemes.

o.o ... XD Very, VERY funny. ... T_T Now you made me crave fig newtons. Meanie (luckily, we have some downstairs! w00t!! ^_^)

Yes, who cares?!? Funny poem.

Haha I've felt that way before...of course, not with fig newtons (I hate fig newtons!), but with other junk food. Overindulgence is god!

~Always, saeo

That's funny. Well, they'll make you "regular"!

I... personally... HATE those things. I think they're so gross! Lol. But oh well, that's just me. Cute little poem. It made me laugh! Nice job.

ThirstyFlame

Seriously! I just ate half a box of Nilla Wafers! Well, I shared them, but still. Aptly put. ^-^