This is so the truth. Especially the part about the crying and the snuggling. Very well done.

Haha, loved it! So true; everything really. Snuggling is the best =)
~mia

I love this essay!
All the rules apply to me,
and this is definitely a good guideline for guys to follow.
Good work. =)

Yay! Represent! And I was thisclose to reviewing with a "I do NOT say cute!" but then I realized that, although it kills me to say it, I do say it quite often...Nice. Publish it and give it to all the guys!

Yes! There is more to girls than just her chest...like eyes or hair. I hate when it's obvious a guy is looking at your chest.

I say cute and enjoy the occasional cry!! very nice

Well done. This is the free decoder pin that SHOULD come free with specially marked...whatever... Why I just did that I don't know. All I know is that this is a real piece of work and can be kind of funny. Again, well done.

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Excellent guidelines! I created a piece about the rules women must know when dating a man as well, so you might want to check that out ;)

I loved the one about the word 'cute', since my girlfriend uses that word a lot. I use it occasionally as well, I must confess.

Thank you so much for writing this! It's awesome and so true!!

well that was fun, but I knew most of that.its kinda funny cause most of those apply to me too and im a guy (a straight one at that).I like hearing from my gf that im still atrractive to her, i love a good cry when nescesary and i dont feel less masculine for it, I own lots of plushies as does my gf. I keep the ones she gave me in bed with me (I'm a grown man, so you can see how very uncommon that is), I dont think so much on saying cute but i use it to describe certain animals, plushies, and characters, I watch alot of chick flicks and so called girl shows (like the nanny) and read romance novels. I dont think this makes me very feminine, its just how I am. The next one made me laugh. I cant believe how guys are sometimes. I love to cuddle ALOT more then sex. I'm pretty sure im not the only guy who does. It drives my gf crazy who is a bit of a nympho sometimes. To me its more special then sex. I always used to make my own gifts for my gfs in highschool. I wrote then entire collections of songs and poetry for them. they never apreciated it much. my current gf does, so yay for that. The next one made me shake my head once more. Men astound me. I don't know whats with them and breasts. They're just collections of fat and nerves. I personally like them small. big ones are not the least bit attractive. They get in the way and look horrible. I'm eternally grateful that ym current gf has very small ones. She thinks hers arent big enough and it drives me nuts. The last one shouldnt have suprised me. Once again, men make me sick. I cant imagine being disloyal to my gf. I know some girls take certian things the wrong way. I dont avoid looking at other girls becuase thats too dificult, but I dont think about them and i wouldnt touch any of them. I value loyalty. Well I've ranted long enough. Great rant you have as well. kudos. I'll just bet no one believes I'm a man. Email me and ill prove it if anyone doubts me.

haha! not my usual fare, but pretty entertaining...yes, I do use the word cute a bit too often...and I admit to the occasional (note: OCCASIONAL) chic flick...*cough, cough* ...but I digress. Hope your friend was helped by this.

Hey,Rin

I know what you mean because I have a 19(nearly 20)year old sister I was always confused over her friends though(they always had bad relationships).Well Rin theres some stuff I didn't know but most of it I knew(I know what to do for christmas now thanks for the idea).

Ken

*Checks to make sure she doesn't have a ***Very few of these apply to me. Well written, and (I imagine) accurate most of the time, though. *Gives Sphinx a recognition fuzzy for a job well done*

Wow actually, most of these will apply to most girls. Each girl is different of course, for example i cant say I like chick flicks, infact i really cant stand them, but yeah, these are pretty good.

Just to comment on #1. Girls do like being told they are beautiful, but dont only tell them they're beautiful. Comment on their personality and things too, at least as much as you tell them they're beautful. You dont want them to think you only like them because of their looks.

I thank you. I have not yet tried to get a girl, seeing as I am 13 and won't get to do much at this age, but I'll keep this in mind.