ugh! i had like a 3-paragraph review set up and then lost it 'cuz someone called. so,uh. i'll try to let ya know what i think,even tho i 4got half uv what i typed. um,this is really funny, write way to end the chapter: talking about how to end the chapter with a pic of a nude elf in weapons practice. (if anyone other than Tess is reading this, imagine what he's using in terms of a Bow and Arrow) uh. yea. i guess i'll talk to you on AIM sometime soon. post more of this and Evil when you get the chance, i cant wait to see how they come out. ttyl

HE dub-toothpicks? (your thinking wtf does "dub" mean,huh?)HA! holes in the head and Tessa meaning torture. irony? hey tess,if you werent so good at writing bad fics,we wouldnt want ,ive reviewed myself . i need sleep now. remind me that i stopped on ch.4 under "Chapter three"? i'll review the rest under my other pen. ttyl tess

"long and obnoxious" well,you DEFINITELY covered that criteria. lol. smartass? yesfunny? yesstrnge and warped? HELL YES. now join the club. Mary Stu and Gary Sue? wait, i screwed that up. yes tess,you read it right. and i did it on purpose. kinda. i realized what i was doin thn decided it looked better from a toaster? wtf? i was just confused, but not THAT , if you need help with slang or AIM shorthand (this stuff-WTF,BTW,LOL,LMFAO) you have my s/n and email(s)ttyl

are the misspellings put in for emphasis? b/c that does work,whether it was intended or not."(on paper)" necessary side note. good job *picks at scab and continues reading* damn,now im salty. anyway*resumes reading* (i just read #8)only four ch's? tell me you plan on more. oh wait, this is one of those 80mil stories your working on, huh? k,well,ttyl

hey tess,huess what. i finally started reading this thing! well, yea,you should post Evil here. i think it would be nauseating for the 'Normals" of the ,ttyl.

this is freaking hilarious! I love it, I think it will definately help me out when I continue my "Adventures of Fruitloop and Chocopuff", which nobody reads anyway...

lik OMG taht was tottaly awesum! U must lik rit mor! Translated: Nice gudie book. Please post soon and i want to have your... baby? Damn I guess my translating is off today!:)

Anyway, Nice job Tess. If I go on any farther I'll be rambling, and hiw did it translat to ,"I want to have your baby?" *ponders away*

Now I know how to write a bad fic perhaps I shall try it one day.

It is a very funny guide for the people who write well to write bad for the sake of a few extra laughs.

Good on ya Tess

Shadowwolf