Actually, I found that extremely funny, in a disturbing way. Especially the line "Her skin is like beef jerky".

It is a rather twisted poem though. But that's okay, because it's ORIGINAL!! YAY!!

Keep writing!

Oh my gosh... that was sort of funny, I guess... It was great nonetheless...

--Cerii-chan!

You actually posted it! *shakes head* May god have mercy on the readers souls...