XD Funneh! Brilliant idea, dearie. But, you should have had some old lady look out the window when he was climbing the trellis and start beating him with a broom or something. That would have been funny. X3

Amazing - simply hilarious! I didn't know that one could use that many swear words in such quick succession...amazing.

A couple of typos, but other than that, this is BRILLIANT!

Teehee! This made me giggle. Now why can't -I- write stuff like this? ::sigh:: Oh well. I'll just read yours instead. _